Abduct Me
Evan Cohen, George Tabb
Sick and tired of being alone
Feel like E.T., gonna phone home
I can't stand living in this place
Wanna go live in outer space
UFO, little white men
Please come visit me again
Take me away, far away
I can't take another day, yeah
Abduct me
Abduct me
I hate my parents, hate my school
Hate everyone who thinks they're cool
Nobody likes me, I get beat up
When I'm gone, they'll shut up
Flying saucer, come out of the sky
Get on board, wave bye-bye
I'm gonna go live on a UFO
Give new meaning to the words, "You go!"
[Guitar lead]
Abduct me
Abduct me
Abduct me
Abduct me
Abduct me
Abduct me
Abduct me
Abduct me