FiLF on the Bluff

Ladies and-a gentlemen gather 'round!
Capicio back with the special-a filth
We got the buy-a one get one free
Excuse-a me!
You over there, I know you're in need of some-a filth-a
The best-a filth you could ever find-a in-a America
Come over here you over there
Hey you little child you need some filth in your life
Come here, come to me

"Hey excuse me sir"

Yes?

"Hey hey excuse me bro"

Yeah what do you want?

"What did you say you were selling over here?"

I'm selling the best-a filth in America

"Filth?"

Yes-

"Oh okay well-"

-a filth

"Can I get three bundles and ten of those-"

A bundle?

"Whatchamacallits?"

What in the world is a whatchamacallit? I do not know of these things

"Oh you don't okay...
Get on the ground!"

Oh god please

"Where my motherfucking filth at nigga? Get on the ground"

I don't know please, please stop it, please leave me alone

"Where my fucking filth at?"

I don't know! Please

"Where the filth at fuck nigga?"

Please leave me alone, don't-a hurt me

"Baby get that, get that bag, get that bag!"

I have a child and a dog, please

"Shut up fuck nigga don't move, don't move"

Oh god, oh please

"You got it baby? Aight leggo leggo leggo leggo leggo leggo