The Last Filthbender
[Intro]
"We have only 35 chambers, there is no 36th"
I know that but I want to create a new chamber
"Oh? and what would that be?"
So it was written
Young G-Mo set off on his quest
His final quest
[Verse]
Yo
I have a confession to make
Listen close to the rest of the tape
There's been some confusion well today I'm setting it straight
Back when I was in the cradle
My cousin dropped me on a glass table
Thank God my neck didn't break
Next thing you know I was making hella messes
Getting stranger and stranger as life progresses
Young and restless
Had sex for the first time when I was seven with a bitch named Alexis
In elementary I almost got arrested
I threatened to burn the school down in the principle's presence
Sent me home with a message
But on the under
I came back to school and set fire to the dumpsters
The end of junior high
I fought another student Chai
He was my friend but a sucker got into his mind
He put me in a headlock, I couldn't take a breath
So I bit his arm; it was my first taste of flesh
I was locked on for five minutes maybe less
I heard his skin crunch now my damn face is wet
Meanwhile niggas hitting me trying to make me let go
So I swallowed the blood wiped my face and left
In high school I got pissy drunk
Pulled up to a liquor store with a BB gun
And told a bum I had change for him
Tried to shoot him when he came towards it
But the gun shot a blank on him
These are just a couple events
I'm convinced
Made me a filthy son of a bitch
That's why I'm the man I am today
And why I say all the shit that I plan to say
Probably
When my cousin dropped me
It caused me
To be a sick fuck and it's coming back to haunt me
Or maybe the things I seen before
I was mature
Well shit, one things for sure
The last filthbender's back
With the homicidal rap
Number one contender for the hardcore title match
Beat you with a paddle with a motherfucking bible strapped
Make you memorize Matthew, the final act
I'm so ill I'm finna bring the West Nile back
Now turn around bitch get ready for a spinal tap
I laugh at that kinda crap
Told Jason Voorhees to autograph my new machete and sign an axe
Fuck with me I'll leave your bitch's vagina fat
Oozing with puss, crusty's trying to fight the clap
Twisted nature
Fit the neighbours
In a refrigerator
Next to the jelly and the chicken baster
Give a kidney transplant blindfolded
Listening to opera music while I slice open
Your wife's colon
She just might die choking
I'm high on the job and my fucking knife's broken
Surprise Token
The new black kid in South Park just left your left eye swollen
So him in his backyard with a guy frozen
He had a pair of safety goggles on his eyes scoped in
I'm so dirty you would still get an STD
Having sex with me
While using five Trojans
I see you listening to my mixtape with the blinds open
I'm just waiting for the right moment
In a few seconds I'mma make your head explode
Then jump on an airplane headed to Mexico
Now lights out motherfucker let the credits roll