I Better Be Good

If I Ain't Cool
My Daddy Gonna Send Me
To Military School
If I Ain't Nice
My Girlie Gonna Freeze Me
With Cold Shoulder Ice
If I'm Real Late
My Teacher Gonna Use Me
For Alligator Bait
So, I Better Be Good
I Better Be Good
If I Jump On the Gas
The Cops Are Gonna Jump
All Over My Back
If I Smoke Too Much
Doctor Says He's Gonna
Put My Lungs in a Crutch
If I'm Caught Without My Pants
Consuelo's Dad Is Gonna Shoot
Until He Sees Me Dance
So, I Better Be Good
I Had Better Be Good
You Better Be Nice
You Better Be Nice
You Better Be Nice
You Better Be Nice
Nice, Nice, Nice - You Better Be
Nice, Nice, Nice - You Better Be
Nice, Nice, Nice - Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh
Nice, Nice, Nice
Nice, Nice, Nice
Nice, Nice, Nice
You Better Be Nice Tonight
If I Spray It On the Seat
Lady Gonna Tie a Big Knot
In the Meat
If I Spewey Too Fast
Lover's Gonna Stick
My Wrangler in a Cast
If Zipper Grabs Skin
I'll Know I Had It Out
When I Shoulda Kept It in
Ow.
I Better Be Good
I Better Be Good
I Better Be Good
Ooh.
You Better Be Nice
You Better Be Nice
You Better Be Nice
You Better Be Nice
Nice, Nice, Nice - You Better Be
Nice, Nice, Nice - You Better Be
Nice, Nice, Nice - Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh
Nice, Nice, Nice
I'd Better Be Nice Tonight - Yeah
Nice, Nice, Nice
Nice, Nice, Nice
Nice, Nice, Nice