When I Win

There's a house on a hill
A great big spankin' beautiful house
With a view to kill
Out the back, there's a pool
A turquoise liquid paradise, man that water's cool!
But do I live there? Do I live there? Do I live there? No, you do!

But when I win, you're gonna have to let me in!
And I'm bringin' all my friends, we're gonna have some fun
When I win, you're gonna have to let me in
We're singin' and dancin', We're stayin' until we see the sun!

A brand new car goes flyin' past
One sexy set of wheels, that Maserati's fast!
The touch of steel, the smell of leather
Hear the turbo squeal, squeal and whine with pleasure
Do I drive that machine? Am I behind that wheel? Am I in that car? No, you are!

But when I win, you're gonna have to let me in!
And I'm throwin' out your Kenny G, I'm blastin' Eminem!
When I win, you're gonna have to let me in
I'm crankin' up the stereo, I'm never slowin' down ever again!

A trendy club, so exclusive
Prada and Gucci, models so elusive
Red velvet rope security
They're letting all the rich folk in
Everyone but me
But do I care? Do I care? Do I care? Yes I do!!!!

But when I win! They're gonna have to let me in!
And I'm wearin' what I want, I won't be dressed in black...
When I win, they're gonna have to let me in!
In my t-shirt, jeans, and yellow wellies, that'll be some mighty craic!

Now there's a boat, no it's a yacht
Got a helicopter pad, it's huge, it's worth ... a lot!
Pretty girls, in bikinis
Suckin' down beluga caviar, sippin' on martinis
It's not me, no it's not me, it's not me... But it sure as hell will be!

'Cause when I win, they're gonna have to let me in!
I'm bringin' Guinness by the case, we're gonna have some fun
When I win, they're gonna have to let me in
We're drinkin' whiskey from the bottle and we're stayin!
We're drinkin' whiskey from the bottle and we're stayin, we're stayin
We're stayin' until we see the sun