Mr. Berger
[MCNAMARA]
Mr. Berger
[BERGER]
Yes, sir?
[MCNAMARA]
Be seated
[BERGER]
Thank you
[MCNAMARA]
We've become well-acquainted
[BERGER]
Good friends
[MCNAMARA]
Bright boy
[BERGER]
Thank you
[MCNAMARA]
Nice student
[BERGER]
Thanks, love
[MCNAMARA]
Are you hopeless?
[BERGER]
Could be
[MCNAMARA]
We've tried
[BERGER]
I haven't
[MCNAMARA]
I'm hip
[BERGER]
What next?
[MCNAMARA]
Mr. Berger, we do not send our chemistry teachers on trips
[BERGER]
???
[MCNAMARA]
Your hair, your dress
[BERGER]
I am, or less
[MCNAMARA]
But this, Mr. Berger
[BERGER]
Call me Dr. Frankenstein
[MCNAMARA]
The last monstrous straw
[BERGER]
Another chance?
[MCNAMARA]
Sorry
[BERGER]
Oh, the social stigma
[MCNAMARA]
Further remarks?
[BERGER]
This is 1970, not 1969
[MCNAMARA]
You may de-matriculate in the front office, Mr. Berger
[BERGER]
Mr. McNamara, best of everything
So long love!
(musical break with a bunch of talking and wild babbling)
[BERGER]
Mr. McNamara, best of everything
So long love!