I COUNT BURGERS

[Intro: Tebby Toby, Joe Swanson & Crispy Cumsock]
I love burgers because I'm a big fan of buns (Gobble gobble)
Bundas (Gobble gobble)
As they call it in England
Oh my lord, I’m ‘bout to queef!

[Chorus: The Burger Salesman]
(Hey, hey) I count burgers (na-na-na-na-nah), I count burgers (hey, hey)
I count burgers (hey), I count burgers (hey, hey)
And I count burgers (hey, hey), so many burgers (na-na-na-na-nah)
So many, so many, so many (hey, hey), so many, so many burgers (hey, hey)

[Verse I: iCue]
Heading down the stairs way faster than expected
Hit my head up top, Lil Bruh GS bop
Slurp we need to cop when the bucket hat a prop
Why the fuck's my seshy disconnеcted?
Swapped with the Flop whеn he got kicked out
Cop told him stop and the Flop flipped out
Bus stop, carhop, give Complex slop top
Head to the gift shop, now home chop chop
Get Nayjay to roll that blunt
Then let Lil Bruh smoke it out front
Then head out to the streets scream "TraceO"
Once we get a poster head back to the bando
Round and round we go eh Boosti Maxi
Throw up in the taxi backseat
Gobble gobble sign for the receipt
Let me see

[Chorus: The Burger Salesman]
(Hey, hey) I count burgers (na-na-na-na-nah), I count burgers (hey, hey)
I count burgers (hey), I count burgers (hey, hey)
I count burgers (hey, hey), I count burgers (na-na-na-na-nah)
I count burgers (hey, hey), I count burgers (hey, hey)

[Verse II: The Burger Salesman]
(Hey) Pull up with a burger leaking down my leg (hey, hey, hey)
I feel like Bad Bunny
Pull up with the burger and also an egg
Man I've done a funny
Back in the bando I sold them burgers to the boys, ah
Hey, hey, hey where the problem at?
I put an onion ring on my cock and balls
And then from the FBI I got some calls
I came in a deep fryer that shit’s so fire
I'm The Burger Salesman I'm an icon just like Syre
With a burger desire
And imma aim higher
And you lot are my squires

[Chorus: The Burger Salesman]
(Hey, hey) I count burgers (na-na-na-na-nah), I count burgers (hey, hey)
I count burgers (hey), I count burgers (hey, hey)
And I count burgers (hey, hey), so many burgers (na-na-na-na-nah)
So many, so many, so many (hey, hey), so many, so many burgers (hey, hey)

[Bridge: Anything4Views, maxmoefoe & The Burger Salesman]
Ay, burger set
What? Burger?
Ok, it's got playdough on it, Max, it does say non-toxic
And it does look like a burger
Yo, it's The Burger Salesman, it's The Burger Salesman
Are you ready? (bah) Are you fucking ready? (bah, bah)
It's The Burger Salesman (bah, bah), it's The Burger Salesman (brrah, bah)

[Verse III: The Burger Salesman]
Ya dunno who you're dealing with
I'm The Burger Salesman motherfucker
Did I stutter? No I think you heard me
Can’t deter me
Raw burger here, hamburger there
Burgers on burgers everywhere
Find Flop’s burger impossible I swear
Cuz Crispy Cumsock’s burger very rare
But he signed to Snoot recordings
For a verse we gotta waterboard him
Jack Harlow at five guys with five guys
He likes burgers no lies

[Chorus: The Burger Salesman]
I sell burgers (hey), please buy them or there will be some murders (hey, hey)
That's orders from burger headquarters (hey, hey, hey)
I count money, I yeet a burger at your face it's funny (hey, hey)
Real scummy, I’m dummy but funny (hey, hey, he-hey)

[Post-Chorus: The Burger Salesman]
I sell burgers, please buy them or there will be some murders
That's orders from burger headquarters
I count money, I yeet a burger at your face it's funny
Real scummy, I’m dummy but funny

[Outro: The Burger Salesman]
Goodbye Burger Salesman, we have enjoyed your contribution to this wonderful project but fuck off now
Thanks, leg
*Insanity*