Bellend Bop

I met you at a party, it was 10 pm
I was outside being sick, so I called inside again
I opened another bottle, but that made 'em feel worse
I was sick for the second time, it made me shout and curse

The music played so loud it made my ears pop
When I went dancing at the Bell End Bop

They were doing it on the tables, they were doing it on the chairs
They were doing it on the dance floor, they were doing it upstairs
But the police came and raided the place, said the music was too loud
I didn't want to get recognized so I mingled with the crowd

There were people dressed as Batman, they really looked a mess
Then, to my amazement, I found it was a fancy dress
A young girl came up to me, she was tall and slim
had oranges down her bra, said she was Nell Gwyn

There's only one place where you can rock
Come on, let's go dancing down at the Bell End Bop