Crazy Cat Corner
Well, he's a goner, he's a goner
He's a goner, he's a goner
Here he comes a-draggin'
'round Crazy Cat Corner
He's a goner, a goner
He's a real goner
Here he comes a-flyin'
'round Crazy Cat Corner
In a new Cadillac
Pushin' metal to the floor
Streakin' like a fireball
Listen to the roar
Well, he's a goner, he's a goner
He's a goner, he's a goner
Here he comes a-shaggin'
'round Crazy Cat Corner
He's a goner, a goner
He's a real goner
Here he comes a-flyin'
'round Crazy Cat Corner
You better move back
And get out of his way
Gonna burn up the road
Got no time to stay
Well, he's a goner, he's a goner
He's a goner, he's a goner
Here he comes a-draggin'
'round Crazy Cat Corner
He's a goner, a goner
He's a real goner
He better slow down
At Crazy Cat Corner
He picked up his chick
At the Dairy Queen
Burnin' rubber down the road
Listen to the scream
Well, he's a goner, he's a goner
He's a goner, he's a goner
Here he comes a-flyin'
'round Crazy Cat Corner
Reving up the engine
Listen to the whine
They're eatin' his dust
Gotta make up time
He's a goner, he's a goner
He's a real gone goner
I guess he didn't make
That Crazy Cat Corner
This time!