Freud and Jung and Adler

If a person starts to quiver
Through cirrhosis of the liver
We can't be bothered with that
Sort of thing at all

But how eagerly do we go
To an egg who has an ego
OR a brain that's scrambled way beyond recall

We don't cure appendicitis
Or the mumps or laryngitis
That is not the kind of service that we sell

But we're always on location
When it's mental aberration
For that pays twice as well

You must know that when a
Doctor's from Vienna that pays twice as well

Doctor Freud and Jung and Adler
Adler and Jung and Freud
Six psychoanalysts we
Just let us make one diagnosis
We'll know was los is'
Doctor Freud and Jung and Adler
Adler and Jung and Freud
Visiting hours, 9 to 3
If you ever had the dream that Mrs grundy's
Always keeping her eye on you on Sund'ys
And you suddenly find you're
Standing in your undies
We are positive that you had better see
Doctor Freud and Jung and Adler
Adler and Jung and Freud six sex psychos we

Doctor Freud and Jung and Adler
Adler and Jung and Freud
Six psychoanalysts we
Just let us make one diagnosis
We'll know was los is'
Doctor Freud and Jung and Adler
Adler and Jung and Freud
Visiting hours, 9 to 3
If you've any mental problem that perplexes
If there's anything that's wrong
With your reflexes
If you're really not certain as
To which your sex is
We are positive that you had better see
Doctor Freud and Jung and Adler
Adler and Jung and Freud six sex psychos we