Remind Me

[Intro]
I got a jar of dirt
I got a jar of dirt
And guess what’s inside it

[Verse 1]
Let’s take a sec to talk about Amber Heard
Said she left Johnny Depp cause she was scurred
Claimed she got beat, but the lines were blurred
Jar of cocaine? Nah, that’s a jar of dirt
I seriously can’t decide what is worse
You or your lawyer’s idiotic objection to his own question
Did Elon Musk get punched by Amber at lunch?
Her brain should be called the crappy bunch
She doesn’t know if she’ll cry or throw up chunks
Where’d that bruise comе from on James’ face?
Your mood flips like a dеck of cars, ace
He shouldn’t get beat by you in the first place
If this is a race, looks like you’re coming in last
Been passed around Hollywood more than Linsay Lohan
Punched Musk, slapped James, crapped in Johnny’s bed
You’re a disgusting cunt, that’s enough said
I’d tell you to go to bed cause you’re behaving like a baby
But will you shit yourself again? That’s a maybe
7 million dollars for a fake donation
Johnny Depp got heard for defamation
Call this a suicidal cremation
Heard got hurt by all that information

[Intermission]
Never would’ve thought bowel issues
Would make someone famous

[Verse 2]
Didn’t she commit perjury when she told the jury
That Johnny Depp hit her and left a bruise?
That’s obtuse, Johnny definitely didn’t ride in the caboose
Sitting in first class, only shit’s coming from her ass
Is bullshit about Depp’s history
How she got famous is a mystery
2/10, sucks at acting, can’t dance or sing
Shits on bed sheets, it’s got me weak
Her shit leaked, fuck, that’s the third time this week
A paraplegic couldn’t even compete
Fight Mike Tyson or step to me
She’s the boxing champ to be
It’s cancer see, in your colon
That suit was another bad omen
Ms. Turd is a sorry excuse for a woman
Grab the bulletin board and bull it in
Lying is a sin, and a crime
Per jury, she’ll do the time
Your dog stepped on my B
What? Are you gonna fucking cry?
If it’s do or die, I recommend suicide
Don’t duce and cry
Listen dude, it’s fine
Excuse, she fucking lied

[Bridge]
Okay I must admit
I must’ve got a little pissed
When I heard of all the shit
That Amber went to spit
On the internet, it’s sick
Spreading lies about a guy named Johnny
Caused him to cry, beg and plead on his knees
To be honest, I heard you have a dirty conscience
Let me shoot and spit more fire, like a comet
You can get laughed at, like a comic
The shit you spit, it’s atomic

[Verse 3]
I don’t really have much left to say
But at the end of the day
The fact remains, Johnny’s saved
He won the case, Heard ain’t feeling great
What the fuck is that on her face?
Amber, when I said get the brownie platter
I didn’t mean that you should open up your blatter
If a guy said “you the shit”, you’d be flattered
I’d call you a bitch, your tits are the only factor
In you getting hired for Aquaman
Your acting in court was a bit awkward and
Your role in the sequel got thrown in the can
In Hollywood, this bitch is banned
She ran out of fans, no one to stand

[Pre-Chorus(joke)]
I’m deranged like Stan the fan
I also like shitting in people’s beds
I think you’re perfect, and that’s the reason

[Chorus]
I love you, 'cause you remind me of me
That's why I love you, 'cause you're like me
I said I love you, 'cause you remind me of me
That's why I love you, 'cause you're like me, nasty

[Outro]
Imagine shitting in Johnny Depp’s bed
You’d have to be fucking stupid to do that
Oh, hey, Amber Turd