Why I’m Now a Dolphin

[Intro]
Today’s the day of the festival
And I wanted to record a song, in memoriam
To all the good decisions I’ve made
So this is called, “Why I’m Now a Dolphin”

[Verse 1]
Our captain’s such a saint you know
He’s always looking out for others
He never puts himself before the team

[Verse 2]
As for me, I’m cauliflower
Bleeding rust and sewer water
Barely half-alive, the story goes

[Chorus]
Pepper told me something’s gotta give
Wonder what that something might be

[Verse 3]
Barbara’s such an angel, baby
Always giving kisses
Never running off with boys whеn I’m at sea

[Chorus]
Pepper told mе something’s gotta give
Wonder what that something might be

[Outro]
And now I’m going to go
Get some corn dogs