Hamants Convo

(Hello, goodnight)
Yow mek me talk to Keisha deh
(Hello?)
Yeah mek me talk to Keisha deh
(You wan talk to who?)

Oh, yo sorry me G
Like ah di wrong number dis
(No, ah Keisha phone man)
(But anuh Keisha dis, ah Chris)
Oh, wah gwan, my G? Thing good? Y pree?

(You know me deh 'ya a hbun a spliff)
(And ah scroll through di IG)
(Chill me deh 'ya ah chill like ice cube inna iced tea)
(But ah who dis? You name nuh pop up pon di caller ID)
Ah di gyal dem sugah cane, man
Di gyal dem nutty buddy
(Me nuh know ah who that)
Ah Govi Govi
(Bombaat, wah gwan me DJ?)
(You know me rate you like how di PNP dem rate PJ) Mad
(Man ah gyalis and you sing the gyalis song dem the real way) Yeah
You see all "Gyal Clown", me listen that fi 'bout three day

Heh, big up yourself man Chris, you know a mad thing (yeah)
Nuff ah dem bwoy yah a idiot to gyal thing
Millions of dollars dem spend pon gyal ring (true, true)
A next man out ah road ah cum pon dem gyal chin
See all Keisha
Seh she have a man ah foreign (wait, wait)
Regular me fuck it and cum pon di forehead (wah?)
Cock it up all inna the parking lot ah Carib
Yo me couldn't believe when she tell me seh she married

Suh yah who? Keisha bredda?
(No me genna)
Y'ah who? Keisha cousin?
(No dawg, foreign me live, me just land)
Weh you mean?
(Me ah Keisha Husband)
Bloodclaat

Yo ah so di ting set dawg
If you soft, gyal treat you like insect dawg
Ah no every gyal catch mi interest
And no Jezebel can get di ring set dawg
Look how much money you go invest
And another man ah tek off the pink dress dawg
Yo ah so di ting set dawg
Soft? Gyal treat you like insect

Dawg, look how me just ah seh me love mi life
And me mek me family ah live some lovely life
Then me get a call like this inna di morning
And find out di artist weh me rate ah fuck me wife (jah know)

Chris, nuh badda kill yourself dawg, nuh touch di knife
She just gi me ah one fuck 'cause she seh she love mi voice
So just think 'bout it, don't be dumb, be wise
The Bible seh when you have problems
You fi just tun to Christ, so just pray 'bout it

(Pray 'bout it? Tomorrow y'ah go hear 'bout it)
(Me ah go wul her head and tear out it)
(And wa'pn after that?)
(Me nuh care 'bout it)

Then Chris when you do that
Wah go happen to the kids dem?
Dawg, 'member seh it's all about di children
Chris, just listen me nuh bredda
Me and you can gwan fuck it together (wah?)
You fi just know seh

Ah so di ting set dawg
If you soft, gyal treat you like insect dawg
Ah no every gyal catch mi interest
And no Jezebel can get di ring set dawg
Look how much money you go invest
And another man ah tek off the pink dress dawg
Yo ah so di ting set dawg
Soft? Gyal treat you like insect

Hey bwoy Chris
You shouldn't answer di gyal phone, enuh?
Boop inna yuh head, enuh?
One and move seh lightening inna yuh mouth, enuh?
Almighty, lead out di strike force

Yo Firestick, ah wah dat you ah do man?
Encourage di man and tell di man no violence, 'gainst woman
Chris, you ah Christian?
(No, me ah Muslim)
Me did ah go tell you read yuh Bible
But alright, go read yuh Quran

(Respect DJ)
(By di way me love di album) Mad
(Me love, "Impossible", enuh?)
(Me pull it up every time di song done) Big song
(Me have a question fi you, enuh? Me know it kinda random)
(But when you did ah fuck Keisha, you'd a wear condom?)
What kinda question dat Chris?
(Ah true di question did shaky)
(True me cyaan' believe seh Strike Force ah mi matey)

Cyaan' call bad man matey, di talk deh sound lean
(Cool it DJ man, you know weh me mean)
Hey Chris me rate you, enuh? Y'ah real G (oh)
Sorry fi fuck yuh wife, enuh? You see pree?
(Ay lease dat man, big up yuhself gyalis boss)
You know me wan invite you one ting called, "Gyalis Class"
(Eeh? Alright me ah check mi schedule and get back to you)
(Wul on, one Keisha seh she wan chat to you)

Wah gwan Keisha, wid yuh flat 'tomache?
(Dirty Govana, you chat too much)