Captain Munch
Bitch I pick up the mic, just to drop it
Boy I'm boutta bust nothin u can do to stop it
His ass lookin like two planets, I'm boutta smack it
Ye u know I keep this dick, I gotta jack it
Yea I never go light, always goin balls deep
Actin like u been here from the start, u ain't know me
My homie got a big ol dick, call him moby
Gotta pull up with the mac and let it spray call it chodie
Who the fuck u think u talkin to? I go by captain munch
Askin how much booty do I eat? u know it's a bunch
Askin who is running the game shit I think I got a hunch
Gson comin in hot yea I got the magic touch
Chillin in my crib boutta eat a bowl of fruit loops
He keep talkin shit I'll put my arm in his butt hoop
Feel like john wilkes yea I'm stayin in my damn booth
Dawg pulling up yea u know he boutta fuckin woof
Pull up on my block again I'll nut right in yo cheerios
Dig a ditch make yo ass trip, like I'm mysterio
Opps talkin quiet as fuck, nah I ain't hearing u
If I see his bitch ass again, ill turn him into stew
Feeling like I'm Yeat I just had a bowl of frosted flakes
Kidding bitch I'm on a strict diet, only chocolate cake
Yea but I ain't talking bout sweet shit, yea I never bake
Too much damn drip, man I boutta turn into a lake
Leave a cracker saltine yea i don't know why he testin me
I got a couple ringers in my phone don't know who texting me
Wonder why that boy is talking give him a vasectomy
I'm feeling like a lollipop the way that dudes be suckin me
My nut harden, usin sement, call that shit cumstruction
Eatin ass for every meal yea u know I'm stayin munchin
Yea that boy swallow my nut, call that shit cumsumption
Feel like Mike Tyson in this bitch, yea I'm always punchin
Bitch i pick up the mic, just to drop it
Boy I'm boutta bust nothin u can do to stop it
His ass lookin like 2 planets, I'm boutta smack it
Ye u know I keep this dick, I gotta jack it
Yea I never go light, always goin balls deep
Actin like u been here from the start, u ain't know me
My homie got a big ol dick, call him moby
Gotta pull up with the mac and let it spray call it chodie