B*TCHES I HATE

[Intro: Slim Fucka]
All bitches appearing in this work
Are hypothetical
Any resemblance to real bitches
Living or dead is purely coincidental

[Verse 1: Slim Fucka]
Been around the world
And I traveled all around
Still got a lot of questions
But there’s one thing that I’ve found
Seen a lot of women
That I think are really great
But there’s some bitches
Man there’s some bitches that I really fucking hate

[Verse 2: Slim Fucka]
You know I hate a bitch
Who’s obsessed with astrology
If I’m a Scorpio I do not owe you an apology
You know I hate a bitch
They got a pet chihuahua
I think cowards like a bitch or barks for hours
You know I hate a bitch that got more than ten toes
Chernobyl ass bitch man fuck those hoes
You know I hate a bitch from Sweden
Don’t know why just hate Sweden
You know I hate a bitch who use the dog filter
Looks like shit and it knocks me off kilter
You know I hate a bitch who calls themselves quirky
Bitch your personality is drier than some beef jerky
Know I hate a bitch that smokes meth
That’s fucking scary and they got bad breath
You know I hate a bitch that disrespects they mom
I slapped that bitch like an atom bomb
You know I hate a bitch that don’t treat me the same
Now that I’m rolling in new found fame
I sit in my bathtub and I start to cry
Cause deep deep down you know I’m still the same guy

[Verse 3: Slim Fucka]
Well, I’m showing those bitches who’s boss
But I’m worried that I won’t get my point across
Cause so far this song has been quite terrific
But I think I need to be a bit more specific
So Cardi B fuck that bitch
Eva Braun man fuck that bitch
Woah Vicky I hate that bitch
Belle Delphine can’t stand that bitch
Lori Loughlin I hate that bitch
Kylie Jenner fuck that bitch
Azula man fuck that bitch
Professor Umbridge I hate that bitch
So if you learned one thing from this stupid song
Don’t be a bitch and you can’t go wrong