Freckles the Pony
Some say she used me like I was just a crutch
So lucky I'm a gentlemen she so deserved a punch
I bought her everything a pony feed, a pogo stick
His name was Freckles but she was sucking someone else's
I have filled you full of love
Have showered you with drugs
This time I'll shut you out
Like I did 1000 times before
So she had dandruff and a prominent beer gut
I'd overlook her short comings, should I become a monk?
I'd most anything a picture perfect portly catch
Her name was Carmen but all she did was take it in the