Pee in the Shower

I'm not
Who you think I am
And I think you could
Use a head exam
And I know
I'm not always right
But how can we make babies
If you won't spend the night

Just because I live like an animal
Who smells like a petting zoo
Sometimes I go pee in the shower
Does not mean I don't love you
Not me, not me, n-n-no, not me, not me

Maybe
All your friends were right
One look at me
No more appetite
And maybe
You'd give me a chance
I'd take you out to dinner
But I can't find my pants

Just because I live like an animal
Who smells like a petting zoo
Sometimes I go pee in the shower
Does not mean I don't love you
Not me, not me, n-n-no, not me, not me
N-n-no

Nobody knows
Nobody knows

Just because I live like an animal
Who smells like a petting zoo
Sometimes I go pee in the shower
Does not mean I don't love you

Just because I live like an animal
Who smells like a petting zoo
Sometimes I go pee in the shower
Does not mean I don't love you
Love you
Love you
Love you