Ticket to Quebec
Guttermouth
I'm proud to be American
The ones who dropped the bomb
If we invade your country
It won't take us too long
The liberals think I'm crazy
Because I feel this way
But I'm terrified of what they're thinking
Not the things they say
I am American
You are American't
If you don't like it here
Take this ticket to Quebec
It's simple human nature
The strongest will survive
If the enemy shows up here
We will be forced to vaporize
A whole new generation
Pathetic education
Casting sympathetic views
For this I need an explanation
Now brace yourself for war
Or face deportation
Tis time to change your attitude
Or prepare for lubrication