People Who Died

(Oh yeah!)

[Verse 1: Pustulus Maximus]
Robin split his wrist then he hung from a rope
Peter’s heart gave out even once he quit dope
Jeff, bit by a spider, went into toxic shock
Ryan Dunn drove his car right into a rock
Cancer brought down the Walls of Castleman
Damn it, David. I miss you, man!

[Chorus: All]
Those are people who died, died
Those are people who died, died
Those are people who died, died
Those are people who died
They were all our friends and they died
(They died, alright)

[Verse 2: Beefcake The Mighty]
Sean got beat to death by the Boston PD
Drunk in his cell, no more Death Piggy
Dimebag was shot by a lunatic fan
Mike Scaccia died with a guitar in his hand
Those were three more friends of mine
Three more friends that died

[Balsac The Jaws Of Death]
Crazy White Sean, how crazy could it get
He choked in a chat on the internet
And Cory died in his bunk at a border crossing
That gap in his teeth still needs flossing
Cory, I miss you my brother
You left a baby without a father!

[Chorus: All]
Those are people who died, died
Those are people who died, died
Those are people who died, died
Those are people who died
They were all our friends and they died
(They died, alright)

[Verse 3: Blothar]
Dave died alone in his chair in his room
Well he just turned 50, that was way too soon
Oderus went up in flames
Now all of Valhalla chants his name!
Dave Brockie, I miss you more than all the others
I salute you my brother!

[Chorus: All]
Oderus died, died
Oderus died, died
Oderus died, died
Oderus died
He was all our friend and he died
Oderus died, died
Oderus died, died
Oderus died, died
Oderus died
He was all our friend and he died
He was all our friend and he died
He was all our friend and he died! (He was my friend, and he fuckin' died!) (Goddamn!)