Slamwitch

[Intro]
Slam Witch!
Slam Witch!
Slam Witch!
Slam Witch!
Slam Witch!
Slam Witch!

[Chorus]
Slam Witch!
Slam Witch!
Slam Witch!

Slam Witch!
Slam Witch!
Slam Witch!

[Verse 1]
Slam Witch comes and children scream
Made of brains and sour cream
If kids won't eat his moldy bread
Then Slam Witch eats you kids instead
Slam Witch comes and you'll all cry
Swats F-16s from the sky
Admit you crave his drippy spinach
Fall and worship giant sandwich!

[Chorus]
Slam Witch!
Slam Witch!
Slam Witch!

Slam Witch!
Slam Witch!
Slam Witch!

[Verse 2]
Scores of kids he has ate
And shall obliterate
The Kids Next Door and all their brothers
And all the misbehaving others
Who won't eat Gramma Stuffum's food
And now themselves are chomped and chewed
By he who's made of skunks and dried veal
And comes to make you kids his next meal

[Bridge]
Jump inside his massive jaw
Amid the plaque and old coleslaw
With giant sandwich's pair of claws
On Kids Next Door, he chomps and gnaws

Slam sandwich!

[Interlude]
Rotten kids or giant hamster
Slam Witch eats them all with muenster
Miserable, verminous, despicable rat
Will now make Slam Witch nice and fat

Slam Witch, charge!
Slam Witch, fight!
Slam Witch, eat!
Slam Witch, ooh!

How dare you refuse my tasty monster?
Slam Witch will destroy you, hamster!
Before you jump into his gizzard
Have a taste of candied lizard
Slam Witch comes and he must eat
He's made of cheese and puppy feed
And if you crave to be his dinner
Fall and worship Slam Witch winner!

Slam Witch? Why do you twitch?
My giant sandwich!
Slam Witch!

[Chorus: Grey DeLisle & Kids Next Door cast]
Slam Witch!
Joaquin!
Slam Witch!

Slam Witch!
Joaquin!
Slam Witch?

Joaquin!