Don’t Bet Against Me

Come on baby don't bet against me
Buy me baby, please don't rent me
I believe that heaven sent me
For reasons that are not clear

Mother earth, father don't beat her
One is a doer, one is a thinker
One has the brains, one has the brawn
One to bed early and the other at dawn

Mama likes to rock, daddy likes to roll
Mama sips a bottle, and daddy tokes a bowl
They've been going for a mighty long time
Mama’s got the looks but daddy's got the style

So don't push me when you need to pull me
Trick me when you need to school me
Hold it when you need to give it
Damn it woman I can’t quit it

And I'll walk the straight and narrow
Just not talking along the way
I'll walk the straight and narrow
Not talking along the way

So you know lady I’m coming in hot
Why I don't know, X marks the spot
Tearing out of work stopping by the store
For a bottle of wine and not much more

I've been waiting, you've been waiting too
We both know what I'm coming home to do
I don't like falling or falling apart
Playing silly games, or breaking people's hearts

So don't push me when you need to pull me
Trick me when you need to school me
Hold it when you need to give it
Damn it woman I can’t quit it

I'll walk the straight and narrow
Just not talking along the way
I'll walk the straight and narrow
Just not talking along the way