Bodyguard Blanket

Guns blazin', kindergarten slaughtered
You protected your sons and daughters
The SpongeBob T-shirt, all bloody splattered
Take home measures if they really matter

Bodyguard blanket, the lead won’t rip their flesh
Bodyguard blanket, assassins to the test
Bodyguard blanket, shuns weapons of assault
Bodyguard blanket, if they die it's not your fault

There's different views, you hear on the news
From the moms and dads and the NRA too
All confused, keep the kids safe at school
Should they arm the teachers, fill the halls with men in blue
America loves guns, America loves kids
There ain’t no competition 'cause the money's gonna win
The NRA is waving the constitution
But a guy in Oklahoma's got the solution

Bodyguard blanket, the lead won't rip their flesh
Bodyguard blanket, assassins to the test
Bodyguard blanket, shuns weapons of assault
Bodyguard blanket, if they die it's not your fault

Did you pack the teddy
The lunch and phone?
Bodyguard blanket they will make it home
Did you pack their schoolbooks?
Shouldn't have to ask it
Bodyguard blanket and they won't see a casket

Stable gun laws, take it to the bank
Second Amendment and Ted Nugent to thank
For mild protest, no Congress floor
Lay your kid’s corpse on the NRA door

Bodyguard blanket, the lead won’t rip their flesh
Bodyguard blanket, assassins to the test
Bodyguard blanket, shuns weapons of assault
Bodyguard blanket, if they die it's not your fault

(Bodyguard blanket, assassins to the test
Bodyguard blanket, shuns weapons of assault
Bodyguard blanket, if they die it’s not your fault)