Cornelius Fudge Is An Ass

Do you wanna go back to the way we were?
And do you wanna stay how we used to be?
And do you wanna pretend that the Dark Lord didn't come back?

Well you can only ignore Dumbledore for so long
And you can pretend that The Ministry knows what's going on
You can convince yourself that The Daily Prophet has a clue
But I think that The Quibbler has a better grip on the truth

Do you wanna go back to the way we were?
And do you wanna stay how we used to be?
And do you wanna pretend that the Dark Lord didn't come back?

Cornelius Fudge is an ass
Cornelius Fudge is an ass
Cornelius Fudge is an ass
Cornelius Fudge is an ass

Do you wanna go back to the way we were?
And do you wanna stay how we used to be?
And do you wanna pretend that the Dark Lord didn't come back?

Well I know that Voldemort is back
And we've gotta get ready before he attacks
So you better wise up to the fact that he's back