Hot Dog Baby

I took my baby for a ride
Lazy Sunday, you see [?]
There's a hot dog here and a hot dog there
Sometimes I, I know there's hot dogs everywhere

I took my baby, yeah I did, the other night
I stopped at a drive-in
Yeah, that's what it was, a hot dog
Well, she looked at me like I was a gone man [?]
And I was just about to do it
'Cause she ate more hot dogs than I ever seen
She weighs 450 pounds, I couldn't say no
And you know, if you even eat too many hot dogs
You look like a hot dog, one of them big king size

I told my baby I loved her, and I went back again
I took her to the drive-in
I thought she'd eat something else… no, she didn't
It was one hundred more of them hot dogs again
And Lord, I got so mad, I didn't know what to do
I said I won't do it - I did
She ate another hot dog
She eats them every Sunday
And the other six days of the week too
How I wish I had never seen one of them, in for the hot dogs
It's hot dogs everywhere
Hot dogs here, and hot dogs here
She looked like a hot dog too