She'll Come Back to Me

It rains all day in the desert
And Elvis is alive
A circle's got four corners
And two plus two is five
I've never been hung over
And there ain't no fish in the sea
And she'll come back to me

A guitar don't make music
And a bumblebee won't sting
It works if you don't use it
And Dolly just can't sing
We don't go to church on Sundays
And freedom, it comes free
And she'll come back to me

And I heard her say I do
But just because one says a thing
That don't make it true
Now I'm sittin' here by my lonesome
Sad as a man can be
Prayin' she'll come back to me

A clock don't tick and time stands still
Monkey is a man's best friend
It's easier pushing that rock uphill
There's no such thing as sin
Mommas don't love their babies
And money grows on trees
And she'll come back to me

And I heard her say I do
But just because one says a thing
That don't make it true
Now I'm sittin' here by my lonesome
Sad as a man can be
Prayin' she'll come back to me
Oh, prayin' she'll come back to me