Ho Heave

[Intro]
Miss Today, meet trebuchet

[Verse 1]
I went out for a night on the town
As far as drinks go, she swallowed 'em down
Back to my place in the H2-oh no
Loungin' around in silk kimonos
Makin it, & takin' lotsa nasty photos
Kinda like the work I do, I'm pro bone-o

[Pre-Chorus]
Sure was fun, but when you gonna leave?
Are ya' gonna go quiet?
Do you have to get "the ho heave"?

[Chorus]
Ho! Heave! Ho! Heave!
(Beat it!)
Ho! Heave! Ho! Heave!
(Scram!)
She's intoxicating
She thinks outside the box on dating
Stomach is rumbling
Cookie is crumbling

[Ad Lib]
She gots to go!
(Wookity!)

[Verse 2]
I went out for a night on the town
This time it was Jill with the broken crown
(Diggity diggity diggity)
(Oh yeah)
Openin' up doors, mixin' up drinks
Take advantage of the weekend with some wacky hijinks
It's a whole lotta' work for a little enjoyment
She gonna wake up needin' new employment
(Streetwalker!)

[Pre-Chorus]
Sure was fun, but when you gonna leave?
Are ya' gonna go quiet?
Do you have to get "the ho heave"?

[Chorus]
Ho! Heave! Ho! Heave!
(Beat it!)
Ho! Heave! Ho! Heave!
(Scram!)
She's intoxicating
She thinks outside the box on dating
Stomach is rumbling
Cookie is crumbling

[Pre-Chorus]
Sure was fun, but when you gonna leave?
Are ya' gonna go quiet?
Do you have to get "the ho heave"?

[Outro]
Ho! Heave! (Beat it)
Ho! Heave! (Scram)
Ho! Heave! (Beat it)
Ho! Heave! Ho! Heave!
Ho! Heave! (Adios, mama)
Ho! Heave! Ho! Heave!
Ho! Heave! Ho! Heave!
(Do you mind going to the corner and gettin' a newspaper? Don't forget your coat!)
Ho! Heave! Ho! Heave!
Ho! Heave! Ho! Heave!
(Uh, I have an appointment at 11 o'clock, baby)
Ho! Heave! Ho! Heave!
Ho! Heave! Ho! Heave!
Ho! Heave! Ho! Heave!
Ho! Heave! Ho! Heave!
Ho! Heave! Ho! Heave!
(It's not your fault, but you need to meet the catapult!)
Ho! Heave! Ho! Heave!
(Don't let the door smack that fine ass)
Ho! Heave! Ho! Heave!
(My mom's gonna be home in about 5 minutes)
(I liked ya from the back best anyway)
She's intoxicating
Thinks outside the box on dating