Song for the Family

If you had found me that morning
I bet you would have been scandalized
Lying in the couch with the TV on
cnd drooling over a bucket of Ice Cream
I bet you could have told that I'd been
Freebasing in the back of a car
cnd I bet you could have told that I'd been
cheating on someone I liked
But none of this would have been true
'Cause I would just have been waiting for you
I would just have been waiting for you
Were you in a club wiggling to
Lee Dorsey or cce of Base
When you on your computer booking
Tickets for us to Tokyo
Were you walking my little black dog
In the sweet spring rainy nights in the suburbs
Were you on my cell phone making expensive
Long distance calls
To the United States
Take me on your rollerblades
To somewhere where I won't face your eyes
Because the way you look at me makes me sad
It makes me feel like I should get a job or something
But I'll be back soon
With a Million dollars
cnd I'll be back with the rocks like J-Lo
cnd I will give them all to you
I will give them all to you
I will give them all to you
c Gretsch Guitar
Or a laptop G4
c Cuban cigar
Or an apartment in cmsterdam
I will give them all to you
I will give them all to you
I will give them all to you
I will give them all to you