Open House
[Verse 1]
Okay, Let's go
What's up!
Parents out of town so I'm picking up some women
Some in the hammock sitting, some in the pool swimming
A couple sauze bros and a bunch of bad bitches
Single 'till I die, I don't need no damn Mrs
Neighbours suspicious, threatened to call the police
Music up, party hard, get no sleep
We just blow trees, getting toasties
Super Smash Brothers and you know I'm playing Yoshi
It's getting out of control, someone's passed on the couch, house cloudy with smoke
When my parents coming home? Yo, I don't even know
Hey wait wait, quiet down let me answer the phone, hello?
"Hi Jesse, yes we're on our way home
Your father wouldn't stop for gas, so we're about to get towed
In an hour or so, expect a knock on the door
And you'd better be alone
Hope no parties were thrown"
Band geeks having sex, get the fuck out my room
My parents are gonna be home in an hour or two
Yo there's vomit in the toilet
In the shower there's puke
And there's two naked girls trying to jump off the roof
It's time to round up the troops
It seems damn right impossible
Everybody got to go, that's right, yeah you gotta go
The guys, the jocks, all the nerds in the honour roll
And two girls hooking up while they're on a flow
[Hook]
We, we just wanna party
Momma sorry, I'm so high
We, we just wanna party
Momma sorry, I'm so high
[Verse 2]
9th grade chicks who try acting mature
But I'm sure their parents sad cause they're raising a whore
There's a knock at the door, who the fuck could it be?
It's Domino's, WHO THE FUCK ORDERED SOMETHING TO EAT
Drunk girls with their ass out, dog's even passed out
Didn't think tonight I would fucking have a packed house
On the floor there's a bunch of kids blacked out
Less than ten minutes 'till my parents get back now
So I tell them the cops coming
The oldest trick in the book, but everybody starts running
I clean the house, then I sleep in
I'm off the hook, I can't wait for next weekend!
[Hook]
We, we just wanna party
Momma sorry, I'm so high
We, we just wanna party
Momma sorry, I'm so high
Hey Jude, don't be afraid
You were made to go out and get her
The minute you let her under your skin
Then you begin to make it better
Yeah
We, we just wanna party
Momma sorry, I'm so high
We, we just wanna party
Momma sorry, I'm so high
Na, na na na na na na
Na na na na, hey Jude
Na, na na na na na na
Na na na na, hey Jude