My Life Was Never Eazy

[Chorus: Hood Guy & Michel'le]
He was once a thug from around the way
My life was never Eazy
My life was never Eazy

[Verse 1: Hood Guy]
Ay, look, ay
Lil Squeaky: homophobic as hell, and sexist too, ay
Shout out my dawg, Joseph Blue, ay
You know he shitted up the porta-potty, too
You know Lil Squeaky's mentally insane
I ain't even heard his verse yet, so don't claim
That I'm insensitive and unhumane, ay
He said a lot of shit in there that I don't condone
But I gotta upload this album by the night, 'cause it's a speedrun album and I don't have time to change
I wish I could change my ways
So many days I praised with grace, yeah, hеy
Hey, yeah
I wanna let God in, but tonight Imma lеt my pride win
Yeah, ay
Oh shit I'm not even supposed to be doing Kanye's part

[Chorus: Lil Squeaky & Michel'le]
He was once a thug from around the way
My life was never Eazy
My life was never Eazy
Yeah, ay, ay

[Verse 2: Lil Squeaky]
Everyone betrayed me, I'm fed up with this world
Tinder fucking sucks because all girls are the same
My life is so hard, i'm upper middle class, but my emotions are so scarred
Play me like a fiddle, suck on all my tiddles
Trolls under the bridge, answer all my riddles
And then I want to kiss you, I really, really miss you
But you don't miss me, do you?
You a bitch, all women are just the same
Juice WRLD was so damn intelligent
Nobody knew all girls were the same before he discovered it, yeah
January's confessions, February's confessions, March's confessions, April's confessions, May's confessions, June's confessions, July's confessions, August's confessions, September's confessions, October's confessions, November's confessions, and December's confessions
All the confessions, like Usher
I know I'll never get to fuck her, yeah
But that's okay, isn't it?
Is that what you think, little bitch?
El Toro could never be me
But I really need a bigger weenie
Every day I'm in the shower, and I'm wearing Yeezy's
Travis Scotch sent me a broken CD
Today I went to the store and bought a TV
It's 50 inches, that's longer then I'll ever be
They say "Go to therapy"
But I'm a genius, so I don't need it
Imma give you swimming lessions on a penis
I'm a slave to your love like Uncle Remus
And I sit there bored, staring at the clock and I watch the hands move
And I watch time pass
Just so I could be at 2012's ass
Why is my apartment building shaking? I smell good bacon
It got me quaking
Thinking "What if I never did coke", I would still have more hoes than you, *BEEP*, huh

[Chorus: Lil Squeaky & Michel'le]
My life was never Eazy
And when I'm tryna go to sleep, my wife is never Eazy

[Outro: Michel'le]
He was once a thug from around the way
He was once a thug from around the way
He was–, He was–
He was–, He was–
He was once a thug from around the way