Need U

[Intro]
Oh, Sadd [?]

[Verse]
Bought some cough syrup at the gas station, they asked for my ID
I went to the nursing home and I peed
Tryna get to my apartment, but I lost the key
I don't want the supporting role in the cast, I want the lead
I feel like your dad's car, 'cause I'm bouta blow up
I tried to throw a party, but nobody showed up
Parked my car in the handicapped, but it got towed up
Hired someone to mow my lawn, and it got mowed up
My car exploded, so I need a new motor
Someone sprayed Axe in the locker room, now there's a foul odor
I'm only 14, so I can't be a voter
I hack into computers, but I'm not a coder
My keys still lost, I really need a decoder
Does anyone know where I could find a decoder?
I didn't even pay for this beat, I just got it with the YouTube MP3 downloader
I just robbed a bitch who worked at Walmart
I just got arrested at the mall by Paul Blart
I was in off-season, doing jumping jacks and then I had to fart
I was at Home Depot, then I left to go to Lowe's
I started crying 'cause I get no hoes
I got killed in a drive-by, but I guess that's just the way it goes
My bitch left me 'cause I pick my nose
I don't know what the hell to do anymore
If you come to my room, I'll slam the door
I was in band class, I had to play my chords
I left band class to go fuck some whores