Cupboard Love

[Intro]
Loving you is somewhat of a Curate's egg
Are you really loving me
Or are you pulling my leg?
Somebody ought to take you down a peg
Or two, my cupboard love

[Verse 1]
Kisses, far between a few kisses I must steal
And I'm enticing you with your favourite meal
'Cause that's the only time I get to cop a feel
Of you, my cupboard love

[Chorus]
And it never used to be about the money
When we only had each other, there was more than enough
And you could make a rainy day sunny, cupboard love
Cupboard love
You could administer a lethal injection
'Cause your life is something I would die to be part of
How can you put a price on your affection, cupboard love?
Cupboard love

[Verse 2]
All our friends remark on how perfectly we are matched
But every P.D.A. has a string attached
I know I hurt you, but
By now you'd have thought we'd patched things up
My cupboard love
Staring at the walls, deep in a brown study
Just cannot believe you'd be so mercenary
What happened to "the best things in life, they are free"?
So wrong, my cupboard love
Oh-oh

[Chorus]
And it never used to be about the money
When we only had each other, there was more than enough
And you could make a rainy day sunny, cupboard love
Cupboard love
You could administer a lethal injection
'Cause your life is something I would die to be part of
How can you put a price on your affection, cupboard love?
Cupboard love
Cupboard love

(Cupboard love) (x4)

[Solo]

(Cupboard love) (x4)

[Chorus]
And it never used to be about the money
When we only had each other, there was more than enough
And you could make a rainy day sunny, cupboard love
Cupboard love
You could administer a lethal injection
'Cause your life is something I would die to be part of
How can you put a price on your affection, cupboard Love?
Cupboard love

(Cupboard love) (x8)