Evil Thoughts

Uh. Hello boys and girls
(hi)
Ya ever been.. down?
(yea)
Wanted some help?
(uhuh)
I have
(eheh)
This is my story

Looking one day in the mirror
Thoughts hazy, wish they were clearer
My reflection just ain't me
Here the devil's voice changed me
"You are an evil, evil man
Shake the red suited man's hand
I've got a plan for you
Just eat this here eyeballs and goo"
Ate the eyeballs, chowed 'em down
Looked at the mirror, no more frown
Put on cologne and hit the town
Loved by everyone around
Heard that voice come creeping in -
"Son, just don't forget to do sin"
Raped a girl
Killed a boy
Sinful baby oh what a joy

[Chorus]
Evil thoughts in my mind
Oh I've got those evil thoughts in my mind
The devil's at me all the time
Won't you help me baby, I've tried

Now I got a girl that I'm faithful to
The voice said, "remember, be a hateful you
Ain't no girl that's a real good sleuth
Just don't tell her the concrete truth"
So I slept with Tawnie, Lisa, and Sadie
Tami, Whitney, a really nice lady
Dissed em all, did not call
It felt so great, no guilt at all
Then I stole my best friend's car
Really good mileage, drove her real far
Called my mom and she picked me up
Blamed it on her and she blames bad luck
Have my hearing, out on bail
All the people say "King to the Hail"
Spread my wings as I set sail
Flying on that big fat rail

[Chorus]
Evil thoughts in my mind
(in my mind)
I've got those evil thoughts in my mind
(in my mind)
The devil's at me all the time
(all the time)
Won't you help me baby I've tried
(oh I've tried, I've tried, I've tried)

Then the devil said "It's time to be a racist"
Said "don't wanna do that man, it's tasteless"
Still he made me get a gun
He said "Hit the streets boy, have some fun"
Hit the streets and I shot a Jew
Got a black, a Mexican too
Nailed an Asian and his crew
Killed a red ol' white and blue
Looked around, a tear I shed
Put the gun up to my head
Pulled the trigger, the concrete red
Hit the ground & thank god I'm dead
The proceeding - oh so true:
Don't let the devil get a hold of you
Don't let the devil get a hold of you
Don't let the devil get a hold of you

[Chorus]
Evil thoughts in my mind
(in my mind)
I've got those evil thoughts in my mind
(in my mind)
The devil's at me all the time
(all the time)
Won't you help me baby I'm dying
(I'm dying)

Evil thoughts
I've got those evil thoughts
Got those evil thoughts
I've got those evil thoughts
Got those evil thoughts
I've got those evil thoughts
Won't you get 'em out of my mind

Evil thoughts
I've got those evil thoughts
Got those evil thoughts
I've got those evil thoughts
Got those evil thoughts...