Bewitching
Come one, come all
Witness, with your very own eyeballs
A rarity only rumored to exist until now
Found deep within a dark, remote cavern
Somewhere beyond the farthest reaches of the Orient
Her intense beauty is extremely enchanting
Yet she's also the most dangerous
Lethal plant known to man
Fine people, feast your eyes upon the breathtaking Yum Yum's Lure
Her beauty is hypnotizing (hypnotizing)
Her scent engulfs you in euphoria ('phoria)
Her pollen wipes your brain clean of all rationale (rationale)
You can't help but reach out to her (reach out to her)
The very second you register (second)
The softness of her petals (terror)
Terror ignites as her nectar (poison)
Snakes throughout your body, filling every vein
This petal, she loves you
This petal, she don't
This petal, she'll let you live
Fuck no, she won't
She's bewitching (don't even look at her)
She's bewitching (don't you dare smell it)
She's bewitching (never fuckin' touch it)
Just run like hell
Her poison has you paralyzed (paralyzed)
She grows, her head now hangs above you (above you)
Her flawless face begins splitting in half (flawless face)
Turning her head into a fang'infested jaw ('fested jaw)
She feeds on the living (the living)
Her job is not to kill you (keep you alive)
But to keep you alive
As she feasts, she crushes your skull (crushes)
Its innards fall down her throat, Yum Yum
This petal, she loves you
This petal, she don't
This petal, she'll let you live
Fuck no, she won't
She's bewitching (don't even look at her)
She's bewitching (don't you dare smell it)
She's bewitching (never fuckin' touch it)
Just run like hell