Dr. Catheter

Dr. Catheter, it's time to operate
The room is sterile
Dr. Catheter is ready for surgery
The longer he looks inside the more he finds wrong

It was just gruesome enough to hold his attention
He said, "My fetish is anything that's wrong
But I've explored it to exhaustion
Now nothing turns me on"

The room is sterile
The whole world will be sterile
Dr. Catheter, you've left your instruments inside this young man's mother