Oh, How That German Could Love

Once I got stuck on a sweet little German
And oh what a German was she
The best that was walking
Well what's the use talking
Was just made to order for me
So lovely, and witty, more yet she was pretty
You don't know until you have tried
She had such a figure, it couldn't be bigger
And there was some more yet beside

Oh how that German could love
With a feeling that came from the heart
She called me her honey, her angel, her money
She pushed ev'ry word out so smart
She spoke like a speaker
And oh what a speech
Like no other speaker could speak
Ach my what a German when
She kissed her Herman
It stayed on my cheek for a week

This girl could squeeze
And it never would hurt
For that lady knew just how to squeeze
Her loving was killing
More yet she was willing
You never would have to say please
I just couldn't stop her
For dinner and supper
Some kisses and hugs was the food
When she wasn't nice it was more better twice
When she's bad she was better than good

Oh how that German could love
With a sweetness that's sweeter than sweet
Just say what you please
You would hug and you'd squeeze
Just the shoes that she wore on her feet
Her smile was like money
That somebody owed you
That somebody wanted to give
When you felt like dying
And she started sighing
Ach my it was worthwhile to live

Sometimes we'd love for a week at a time
And it only would seem like a day
How well I remember, one night in December
I felt like the middle of May
I'll bet all I'm worth that
When she came on earth
All the angels went out on parade
No other one turned up
I think that they burned up
The pattern from which she was made

Oh how that German could love
With a love like you see in a play
When she said, "My dear
" it would ring in my ear
For a year, and a week and a day
Her no was like yes, and her yes was like no
It was something like yes, it was, well
When we got together ach donner und vetter
'Twas love with a capital "L"