Army Of One
Army of one, hey
Dis 1982, nuwer is op die Weskus, Amy in Johan bond en eet rustig breakfast
Skielik gil Amy (Daar breek my water)
Jan word gebore ses-en-veertig ure later
Hy't gekom met 'n baklei dis waar hy gebly het
Skop skiet en donder weet dis waar jy hom gekry het
Voor in die bathhuis en drink Brandewyn en Coke het al stock cars gery op vier jaar oud
Tell me your secret, I'll be there when you call
War in every favour, Johnny, that's the way the cards fall
I'll sleep tomorrow, it's tumbling down army of one
You are the chosen one
O, fok, he was called up to the army at the ripe age of ten
Smooth with the gooste, a hero of men, faught in the Gulf war in Siere Leone
Stopped the war in Congo all on his own
He invented the Walkman, set up Kanye with Kim, Rambo and Terminator were based on him
The man of the hour, referred to as King
Best friends with Jacques Kallis, Brad Pitt and Sting
He's Tom on Myspace, the Ghost in the shell
Surviving on rice cakes, froze over hell
See if you're scared of the dark what's your scared fokken punt
Dial 1-800 poes klap en Jan sal jou vind
Eyes everywhere from the lake to Brakpan
And everyone in the know knows that Jan is the man
So if you need to be rescued he lives by the dam
All you need is blerrie Jan bra, the army of one
Tell me your secret, I'll be there when you call
War in every favour, Johnny, that's the way the cards fall
I'll sleep tomorrow, it's tumbling down army of one
You are the chosen one
Jan brought them the mushka
Wees bang as Jan kom met 'n fushka
(You can't beat him, you can't beat him, no you can't beat him)
Jan brought them the mushka
Wees bang as Jan kom met 'n fushka
(You can't beat him, no)
Tell me your secret, I'll be there when you call (Jan brought them the mushka)
War in every favour, Johnny, that's the way the cards fall (Wees bang as Jan kom met 'n fushka)
I'll sleep tomorrow, it's tumbling down army of one (The army of one)
You are the chosen
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