Farmhouse Brekvis

[Intro]

Pielle vir kersfees

[Verse 1]

Hey baby, hoe lyk it? Don't worry, Jack's here
Soos Ek in rol by die jol val al die poppies fokken near
'Cause that's how Jack rolls, fokken slick like Brylcreem
Every girl's fantasy, every guy's wet dream
When I walk in, steam rises up from the carpet
Every guy gives up as Ek in die fokken bar is
Just point my finger at the one I fokken want
Ten seconds later het Ek ń girl aan elke kant
Only drink brandewyn and smoke Texan Plain
Every girl in the jol is, fokken fair game
They all know all their names, screamed at the top of their longe
My styles all get eaten, hulle is almal fokken honger
Ek kyk net vir ń kind en dan kom kinders sommer
Spit saucy rap, piel soos ń komkommer
Spin my hand om en daar's tien girls om my fingers
As Ek klop aan die deure sê dadelik "Kom binne!"

[Chorus]
Check this, beter as ń Farmhouse Brekvis
Check this, reckless soos unprotected sex is
Check this, Ek is die cream op jou cupcake
Check this, Ek is die brah wat altyd fucked lyk
Check this, beter as ń Farmhouse Brekvis
Check this, reckless soos unprotected sex is
Check this, Ek is die cream op jou cupcake
Check this, Ek is die brah wat altyd fucked lyk

[Verse 2]

Hulle het posters van my op in elke fokken road pub
Hulle skink dadelik vir my ń dop as Ek fokken in stap
Dubbel fokken brandewyn, twee blokkies ys
Drink tot haar kanne reis, dan terug na my huis
Silk fokken sheets, candles and lights
Dik fokken schlick, fly like a kite
My style's kak fokken nice, dik fokken fancy
Girls walk in and they, cream in their panties
Uh jy fokken, weet jy fokken like it
Ek laat ń girl vibrate asof sy op haar bike sit
Gold fokken chains hang op my borskas
Ruik soos Palmolive want dis warmee Ek my wors was
Old Spice cologne, moerse fokken hairspray
Laat ń girl so lekker voel mens sou sweer dis haar birthday
'Cause that's how I roll, I don't play fokken games
I remember the faces but I don't know the names

[Chorus]
Check this, beter as ń Farmhouse Brekvis
Check this, reckless soos unprotected sex is
Check this, Ek is die cream op jou cupcake
Check this, Ek is die brah wat altyd fucked lyk
Check this, beter as ń Farmhouse Brekvis
Check this, reckless soos unprotected sex is
Check this, Ek is die cream op jou cupcake
Check this, Ek is die brah wat altyd fucked lyk

[Verse 3]
Ek het ń slick klein bootjie by Bellville Dam
Take a girl for a picnic en haar knieë raak lam
Wit wyn en aarbeie seël die deal klaar
As sy wil weet hoe Ek is, tune Ek "Gaan vra jou ma!"
I don't discriminate, Ek vat jong en oud
Hot like a fire, but fokken stay yskoud
So moenie worry nie you know this fokken Bryl is main
Hulle het ń plaak van my opgesit by fokken Lover's Lane
Dit sê, fokken, "Respek vir ń legend"
My piel is so groot hulle moet dit upload na YouSendIt
Jack Parow brah, fokken remember the name
Jack Parow brah fokken invented the game
Stick en fokken burn, laat die shit waai
Stick and turn a fokken girl like a Spit Braai
So ń koei is ń koei en ń feit is ń feit
So hier's die laaste ding brah, trek uit voor jy spuit

[Chorus]
Check this, beter as ń Farmhouse Brekvis
Check this, reckless soos unprotected sex is
Check this, Ek is die cream op jou cupcake
Check this, Ek is die brah wat altyd fucked lyk
Check this, beter as ń Farmhouse Brekvis
Check this, reckless soos unprotected sex is
Check this, Ek is die cream op jou cupcake
Check this, Ek is die brah wat altyd fucked lyk