Horace, the Swingin’ School-Bus Driver

Hey, he picks up the kids
And he takes 'em to school now
And everybody digs him
'Cause he acts so cool now

Well, you can catch him every day
At three on the dot
In his big yellow honey
Tacking up in the lot

We call him Horace
The swingin' school bus driver
Knows every cop in town
(Knows every cop in town)
He's always shuttin' 'em down
(He's always shuttin' 'em down)

Well, here he comes now
Horace the swingin' school bus driver
We never have to hitch
We'd rathеr fight than switch
From hot-roddin' Horace

You know he flips all the girls
Wеll, they say he's too much now
And you oughta see the way
He can double the clutch now

With his letterman's sweater
And an ivy league hat
He's got a quarter mile EP
One minute flat

We call him Horace
The swingin' school bus driver
We never have to hitch
We'd rather fight than switch
From hot-roddin' Horace

The kids are all a-jumpin'
Up and down in their seats
'Cause his radio's blastin'
That Top 40 beat

We call him Horace
The swingin' school bus driver
We never have to hitch
We'd rather fight than switch
From hot-roddin' Horace

Come on, lady, will you move that thing?