12 Oz. Curls

[Verse 1]
I just gotta raise this beer and make a toast
I got fired today, now let's get comatose
Well babe it's ok, I'll have time to get in shape
Down at the Jim's Bar and Grill liftin' weights

[Chorus]
Doin' twelve-ounce curls, I ain't lazy
It's the exercise that satisfies my mind
Got the weight of the world drivin' me crazy
I'm takin' it away, twelve ounces at a time

[Verse 2]
I need to improve myself
I’m askin' you please to have patience
We may need to seek some professional help
Down at the Re-tox and Dehabilitation

[Chorus]
Doin' those twelve-ounce curls, I ain't lazy
It's the exercise that satisfies my mind
Got the weight of the world drivin' me crazy
But I'm takin' it away, twelve ounces at a time

[Verse 3]
Forty's fine, sixteen's good enough
Well I just want twelve ounces at a time that won't run out
As long as there's enough for all of you and all of me
When this place runs out we'll call it history

[Instrumental]

[Verse 4]
So a beer for everybody that can afford one
Tell that barmaid, bring me one too
I need to blow job-related troubles off my mind
Quit worryin' about how I’m gettin' screwed

[Chorus]
Doin' those twelve-ounce curls, I ain't lazy
It's the exercise that satisfies my mind
I got the weight of the world drivin' me crazy
But I'm takin' it away, twelve ounces at a time
Yes I'm takin' it away twelve ounces at a time