Vegan

I bet your mother wouldn’t like me
She cooks paella, I don’t like meat
That’s how it began, began
Oh ooh ooh

I bet your father wouldn’t get it
Why am I seatin’ eatin’ carrot
That’s cause I’m vegan, vegan
(That’s cause I’m vegan, vegan)

(Cause I’m vegan)
Ooh
Shoot me, shoot me with your jokes
Detox tea at 5 o’clock

OK
Baby cause I’m vegan
I can’t even call you honey
Every time we’re having beef

Is my little suicide
Vegan
Give me ruccola, take my money
Cause the grass is always greener

On the other side
Vegan
Baby cause I’m vegan
We met on Tinder, it’s our 1st date

I hoped you’d be my vegan soulmate
But it went awful, awful
Oh ooh ooh
I’m skinny not ’cause I don’t feel well

But you keep asking ’bout my B12! (Man!)
I’ve got my tofu, tofu
Oh ooh ooh
Boom, knock knock

Shoot, shoot, shoot me with your jokes
Detox tea at 5 o’clock
Baby cause I’m vegan
I can’t even call you honey

Every time we’re having beef
Is my little suicide
Vegan
Give me ruccola, take my money

Cause the grass is always greener
On the other side
Vegan
Baby cause I’m vegan

Easy breezy lemon squeezy
Holy moly guacamole
Easy breezy lemon squeezy
Holy moly guacamole

And what about gym? What about big butts?
You wanted see my proteins, so watch me going nuts
Baby cause I’m vegan
I can’t even call you honey

Every time we’re having beef
Is my little suicide
Vegan
Give me ruccola, take my money

Cause the grass is always greener
On the other side
Vegan
Baby cause I’m vegan