Aunt Maudie’s Fun Garden

[Chorus]
Aunt Maudie's fun garden
Aunt Maudie's fun garden
Aunt Maudie's fun garden
It's the talk of the town, yeah
Aunt Maudie's fun garden
Aunt Maudie's fun garden
Aunt Maudie ain't never gonna live it down

[Verse 1]
Well, Aunt Maudie has a garden
There, she toils and labors
Every night, she turns on her light
And sometimes a few of her neighbors
Smoke pours from her parlor
To the yards of the elite
Well, the girls and boys make a-lots of noise
But nobody moves to another street, hey

[Chorus]
Aunt Maudie's fun garden
Aunt Maudie's fun garden
Aunt Maudie's fun garden
It's the talk of the town, yeah
Aunt Maudie's fun garden
Aunt Maudie's fun garden
Aunt Maudie ain't never gonna live it down

[Verse 2]
Well, one night I heard a siren
Her garden was on fire
Children scurryin', people hurryin'
In their sleepin' attire
Folks started breathin' deeply
But nobody showed concern
And the only sound as they gathered 'round was
"Burn, baby, burn"

[Verse 3]
Well, you oughta seen the fire chief
When he saw his volunteers
Roastin' weenies, standin', singin'
"Hey, the gang's all here"
And all them wealthy people
Wearin' grins from ear to ear
Victims of the accidental
Atmosphere of

[Chorus]
Aunt Maudie's fun garden (Hey, hey)
Aunt Maudie's fun garden
Aunt Maudie's fun garden
It's the talk of the town, yeah
Aunt Maudie's fun garden
Aunt Maudie's fun garden
Aunt Maudie ain't never gonna live it down

[Verse 4]
Well, Aunt Maudie, she got busted
But instead of doin' time
The judge had her committed
And he covered up her crime
Her folks dug up the garden
They cleared the whole thing out
Aunt Maudie's gone, but still around home
The folks keep talkin' about, hey, hey

[Chorus]
Aunt Maudie's fun garden (Aunt Maudie's fun garden)
Aunt Maudie's fun garden (Aunt Maudie's fun garden)
Aunt Maudie's fun garden
Well, it's the talk of the town, yeah
Aunt Maudie's fun garden (Aunt Maudie's fun garden)
Aunt Maudie's fun garden (Aunt Maudie's fun garden)
Aunt Maudie ain't never gonna live it down