Halloween Carroling

From Narrator: And now, with some thoughts on trick or treating, Jimmy Fallon.

Jimmy: Thanks...you know, I realize I'm too old to be dressing up for trick or treating, and yet I still want to go to peoples houses and ring their door bells, you know? So this year, this year I'm going Halloween Carroling

Narrator: Halloween Carroling?

Jimmy: Yeah, yeah. This is where I write Halloween versions of my favorite songs, I go up to peoples doorbells, ring 'em, and then do a little bit of this...

"And it's seven more days left in October.
And it's one more week til Halloween.
But its been so long since I've trick or treated,
I think I should, na na na na, yeah. yeah."

Narrator: And...so what do they do?

Jimmy: They give me candy...you know, I just ring their doorbell and I go...

"Well she said 'It's cold outside'
And I said "its October'
And when we get to the party
We see someone else thats dresssed like Jenny McArthy
And she says 'baby, I thought I'd be the one and only
And she says 'baby, lets have a drink and then leave I mean oooh I'm pissed
I can't believe someone else wore the same costume'."

Jimmy: See like, everyone can do it, you know? Everyone can do it, its easy, even girls can do it, here's Alanis Morisette...

"How about mini candy bars, aren't they moronic
How about cheap people that give you bags of pennies, yeah
Thank you Mike & Ike
Thank you Candy Corn
Thank you, thank you Smarties"

Jimmy: So like this year, this year get ready, you know, cause uh, if this thing catches on, if this thing catches on you know, somebody might ring your doorbell and go, uh...

"I have eggs and candy here
Shaving cream is in my hair
Shine my flash light at people that stare in my direction
Momma this is happy Halloween, to you