Don't Go to Australia

Don't go to Australia
Don't ride the Kangoroo

Don't go girl to the other side of the Earth
To this far place, five men for each girl
They are handsome, they are athletic
They have strange names, like Derrick
They play hugby and they are funnier than me.

They also have strange animals like the fluffy coalas
and a kind of strange horse the dangerous Kangoroo
They jump and jump and jump around
And I will be sitting here like a clown
In this poor third world country waiting for you.

Don't go to Australia
Don't ride the Kangoroo
Don't go to Australia
Don't ride the fucking Kangoroo

Don't go
Don't go

Don't go to Australia
Don't go to Australia
Don't go to Australia
The fucking Kangoroo

(Voice)

Hi folks!
I'm not against Australia at all
This song is about my girl
I kind of like Australia a lot
I can be surfing there next year
Thanks for the comprehension
See ya, maybe in Sidney