Lost Property Box

Oh come and rescue me, come quick to help me,
I’m at the bottom of the lost property box,
Nobody loves me, I’m smelling musty,
Down at the bottom of the lost property box,

This ain’t no place for a trendy top like me,
Back on my coat hanger is where I want to be,
Rescue me!

It’s been a long time, a month of Sundays,
Down at the bottom of the lost property box,
There’s socks and T-shirts, snap-pants and grundies,
Down at the bottom of the lost property box.

This ain’t no place for a trendy top like me,
Back on my coat hanger is where I want to be,
Rescue me!

If you come looking - hunting and searching,
Down at the bottom of the lost property box,
You’d better be careful - You might just tumble in,
Down to the bottom of the lost property box,

This ain’t no place for a trendy top like me,
Back on my coat hanger is where I want to be,
Rescue me!