I Can't

Well, I tried to write a song so sad
To make everybody cry
And I tried to write to write a happy one
But it made me want to die

I just can't get the lyrics right
I just can't get the tune
So I thought I'd write this little song
All about what I can't do

I can't sew
I can't sleep with the light on
I can't play
As good as Jimi did
I can't read
As good as my wife can
In fact, she wrote this song for me

Ok, I guess I fibbed a bit
I didn't mean to
I'm just also not that good
At telling the truth

I'm confident in lots of things
But not in more than one
That's why I had to go and write
This little song

I can't whistle
I can't breath under water
I can't breath
Because of allergies either
I can't float in a pool
I think it's impossible
I can't even write this next damn line

This is where the bridge goes
This is where the bridge goes
This is where the bridge goes
This is where the bridge goes
This is where the bridge goes
This is where the bridge goes
This is where the bridge goes
This is where the bridge goes
This is where the bridge continues
This is where the bridge continues
This is where the bridge continues
This is where the bridge continues
Let's keep on getting in the bridge
Let's keep on getting in the bridge
Let's keep on getting in the bridge
Let's keep on getting in the bridge
This is another line for the bridge
This one is another line for the bridge
This is another line for the bridge
This is another line for the bridge
This is where the bridge goes
This is where the bridge goes
This is where the bridge goes
This is where the bridge goes