Hard to Be a Ninja

Hard to be a ninja baby, in this modern world

People never know, if I'm a boy or girl
With my weapons on me, I get no respect or love
Every time I go to the airport, I leave handcuffed
I used to be so sneaky,
 cnd disappear with a smoke bomb

But last time that I did this, I set off the fire alarm

You don't know 
How hard Ninja's have it in this world,
Life's not fair making money's hard
 So weeknights I work as a security guard, Out at night, when I am sneaking 
People ask if I'm trick or treating.

There was a time I made killer pay Now parent's rent me out for their kids birthday
When I show up at the party, it's a giant hurdle,
When they ordered a ninja, they were expecting a turtle. 


I get no love from the ladies 
I've never felt so low

No girl wants to to check out my place Cuz I live in the shadows.
You don't know
 How hard Ninja's have it in this world,
My outfit used to make the bad guys flee
Till they sold my clothes at Party City
When I'm in a store and I need to shop
People think I'm late for a bad flash mob

I used to be the guy they were afraid to fight
Now no one's scared of me because I wear black tights

When I start to crouch into my fighting stance, 
People point and laugh cuz I'm in Yoga Pants.

I used to be the guy they were afraid to fight
Now no one's scared of me because I wear black tights
When I start to crouch into my fighting stance, 
People point and laugh cuz I'm in Yoga Pants.

You don't know how hard ninja's have it in this world
My social life ain't what I thought it be, Can't get in the clubs cuz I got no ID 
My cultures dead, and it makes me cry
Tell me how Tom Cruise was the last Samurai?