Adam’s Going Home

[Intro: Adam]
Aha, guess who's coming home?
That's right, this guy
Uh, check it

[Verse: Adam]
I was walking home from school yesterday when some guy showed me some drugs
He said, "Son, take these and you'll grow a thousand feet like Mario when he jumps, when he's on the beat."
I said, "No thanks, no drugs for me, boy, I'm a little Asian boy with nothing but his pants that just got shit on."
The man said, "If you don't try these then you're gonna spend the rest of your days with a limp dick."
Well I can't argue with results
So I took the pill and the last thing I knew I ended up in the back of the car
Where the fat man without his shirt on, I'll hold up and I yelled out the window screamin':
Ahhhhhh, ooh
I've been dead for two months
I've been dead for two months
Check it

[Outro: Joshua]
Jeez, kid, you're pretty fucked up, I think you need some help
I mean for God's sake there's children listening to this album, Jesus Christ