I Just Killed A Cop Now I’m Horny
[Part I]
[Intro: Deputy Kyle Dinkheller, Andrew Howard Brannan & JPEGMAFIA]
"Sir, step back here to me. Come on back here for me. Come on back. How you doing today?"
"Okay, how about you?"
"Good. Come on back here, keep your hands out of your pockets."
"Why?"
"Keep your hands out of your pockets, sir. Sir!"
"Goddamn it, here I am! Shoot my fuckin' hands!"
"Come here!"
"Here I am, here I am!" (One two, one two)
"Sir, come here. Sorry sir, right up here 10-78. Come here-"
"Bitch!"
"Sir! Get back!"
"Who are you calling Sir?" (One two, one two, nigga)
"Sir, get back! Now! Get back! Get back!"
"What are you fucking doing, man?!"
"Sir, get back now!"
"No!" (Freestyle, yo)
"Get back!"
"Fuck you!"
"Sir, get back!"
"No!"
"I'm telling you now! Get back, sir! S-
Sir! Sir! Stop now!"
Left side now, left side, nigga
Sigh
[Part II]
[Interlude]
Make sure I can hear myself in these motherfucking headphones
(I just killed a cop)
This is a freestyle, man, you know who it is
I just killed a cop, I'm not sorry
All feeling, no, (Feeling, no) ooh
All feeling, no appealin'
Bruh, fuck!
(I just killed a)
Yeah, this is the most fucked up shit I've ever wrote in my life
(Whatever you say, officer)
Hey (Whatever you say, officer)
Rest in peace, prematurely
[Chorus]
Uh, when your mama dies, yeah (I just killed a cop)
When your daddy dies, yeah (I just killed a cop)
When your sister dies (Whatever you say, officer)
Who gonna weep when these coppers die, yeah?
When your mama dies, yeah (I just killed a cop)
When your daddy dies, yeah
When your sister cries
Who gonna weep when these coppers die, yeah? (Yeah)
[Post-Chorus]
Uh (Whatever you say, officer)
Yeah, who gonna weep when these crackers die, yeah?
Yeah, who gonna weep when these crackers die?
[Verse 1]
Yeah, gotta get my ends up
Gotta get my friends up
Tired of being in the friend-zone
I've been out in the end-zone
Touchdown on a real place (Whatever you say, officer)
Got down in the real space
I've been down on my space
Ever since the days of MySpace
I was driving in the tri-state (Whatever you say, officer)
You got expired plates
I've been outside waiting
For the right moment
To talk, to talk, to you, oh (Whatever you say, officer)
[Verse 2]
Oh my god
This pig want to take my life
26, no job
And now they're gon' take away my license
I'm a failure (Whatever you say, officer)
Hope my niggas can bail me (Bail me)
Out of this hell that I'm going in
Fuck all you bitches, I'm going in
My mama told me I'd be dead when I'm 25 (25)
Jokes on you, bitch, I'm still alive (Still alive) (Whatever you say, officer)
He came closer
Grabbed my toaster
Put the gun to the dome of a dead cop
Now, who's the owner?
[Bridge]
Been in all, been in all, been in all, been in all, no, no (Whatever you say, officer)
Say it again, say it again, say it again, I
That I know, that I know, that I know, that I know, know (Ah, yeah)
Say it again, say it again, say it again
[Verse 3]
I've been on Xans, keep the coke in the can so you punks understand me (Punks understand me)
I've been on pills, keep the grams in the seal so you punks understand me (Punks understand me) (Whatever you say, officer)
I've been all night with my hand on the pipe so you punks understand me (Punks understand me)
Send a pig to the grave, bad with the brains, punks understand me, I don't
[Verse 4]
I just don't know
God, God knows
Your soul, just took it
Oh, lord
(Bro, run it up)
Say it again, say it again, say it again
Say it again, say it again, say it again (Fuck)
Say it again, say it again
Sometimes I swear
Gotta get them ends, get them ends
Hope the cops don't shoot my friends, shoot my friends
Yeah, yeah
[Outro]
"That's right."
"Your god and your gun. Your what?"
"Your god and your gun."
"My god and my gun. What'd I say?"
"My god and my gun."