Enderman vs. Dirt Block

I'm an Enderman, like a Slenderman
I'll find your daughter on MySpace
And friend her man
You won't believe that I'm a tender man, ha
Well, maybe not, but I pretend I am
When you're around me, be gentle man
And when you look at me in the
Eye try not to wet your pants
I'm an Enderman, with my ender clan
And you're just another piece
To my ender plan

On the third day, God mad the Earth, hey
I'm pretty sure that means
Today's my birthday, yay!
Yeah, I'm the dirtblock
The first block you break
Without me you'd be lost for days
No trees, no grass, no farms, no fruit
No chance to level up and
Get that lovely loot
I'm a fundamental element part of every land
To beat me, Enderman
You'd better invent a better plan

This whole fight is kinda pointless
Let's just kick back and enjoy this
Enderman vs dirtblock
Weirdest shit I've heard of
I'll bet two pork chops on the tall guy
Double or nothing on the short guy
Hope this doesn't take a long time
Take a seat, we might be here all night

I'm an Enderman, cuz I said I am
I'll steal a block from your house
Cuz I said I can
When I said I'm better, yes, I meant it, man
You can't even rapok, I guess you can
I'm a scary dude that is very true
You can't even walk around
But i'll carry you
I'll go find another block for you to talk to
Before you drop another bar
I might just drop you
And then i'll drop some dubstep too

(Enderman Dubstep, cut short by Dirtblock)

Right
I keep it simple, I'm not difficult to render
Stare you in the face and
Make you lose your temper
Yeah, i'll put out the eyes of Ender
Put 'em in a blender, then return to sender
I'm a Dirtblock
I'm blowing up like the Hurt Locker
You just repeat the same
Gimmick like a hopper
Oooh, see the stupid magic trick
That he can do? Bitch, how's it feel to have
A meter cube beating you?

Alright, Alright let's Settle This
Rivalry Survival Style give up now, Enderman

You'd Like That, Wouldn't You?

For every one of you, there's thousands of me

Yeah, But I Can Walk On You All Day

What?!

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

And don't forget

Yeah?

I know how to fight dirty

I didn't wanna have to say this
I held it back
But you're the kind of guy I'd
Wipe on my welcome mat
Rap battle with an Enderman
Is asking for trouble all I need to beat you
(pause for effect) is a shovel
You'll be pushing up daisies from underground
Ha, that was good, someone write that down
Okay, let's call a truce
Before this gets ugly
I gotta make sure the Ender
Ladies still love me

YAH You couldn't make a friend, Enderman
Poor you
Everywhere you walk, people always ignore you
All you do is jump around, stand and stop
Make funny sounds move random
Blocks, thanks a lot, cock
I keep it underground
While you just wander round
So I think it's obvious which one
Of us just won the round
But if you're still not sure which one
Of us is a bigger name
Look, I'm the actual icon
For the fricken game!