I’m on a Boat

I'm on a boat (I’m on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
Everybody look at me
’cause I'm sailing on a boat
(sailing on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat) i'm on a boat
Take a good, hard look
At the motherfucking boat, yeah

I'm on a boat, motherfucker
Take a look at me
Straight floating on a boat on
The deep blue sea (yeah, yeah)
Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat
You can't stop me, motherfucker
'cause I’m on a boat take a picture, trick
(trick) I’m on a boat, bitch (bitch)
We drinking Santana champ
Cause it's so crisp (crisp)
I got my swim trunks, and my flippie-floppies
I’m flipping burgers
You at Kinko's straight flippin' copies
I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and shit
(yeah) the dolphin’s splashing
Getting everybody all wet (oh)
But this ain't Seaworld
This as real as it gets (yeah, yeah)
I'm on a boat, motherfucker
Don't you ever forget
I'm on a boat, and it's going fast, and
I got a nautical themed pashmina afghan
I'm the king of the world, on a boat like Leo
If you're on the shore
Then you're sho' not me oh
Get the fuck up, this boat is real!

Fuck land, I'm on a boat, motherfucker
(motherfucker)
Fuck trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker
(motherfucker)
I'm on the deck with my boys, motherfucker
(ayy)
This boat engine make noise, motherfucker
Hey, ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow
(starboard bow)
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow
(moon somehow)
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat
(let's go)
It's a big, blue, watery road (yeah)
Poseidon, look at me, oh (all hands on deck)
Never thought I'd see the day
When a big boat coming my way
Believe me when I say
I fucked a mermaid, whoah

I'm on a boat i'm on a boat
Everybody look at me
'cause I'm sailing on a boat i'm on a boat
I'm on a boat take a good
Hard look at the motherfucking boat
Sha-sha-sha sha-sha-sha
Sha-sha-sha shawty, shawty
Yeah, yeah, yeah